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Hi, my name's Renee, I'm a senior at NYU and I haven't had a chance to update this page in a very long time, so it's kind of boring right now. I'm double majoring in comp sci and anthropology, and I'm most likely going to be a consultant next year... There're some links below, some are broken but the rest are fun.

Random stuff:

• If you're gonna buy videos, get them from Reel.com.
• Surprise, surprise!. I'm a winner :). I especially like the poster. Make sure you click on it- it zooms in.

For those of you still using .wavs (still my favs), here are some Seinfeld sounds:

• George's answering machine's outgoing message (my personal favorite of all the Seinfeld sounds): Believe it or not, I'm not home!
• The Soup nazi: No soup for you!
• Giddyup!!
• Hello... Newman

While I'm on the subject of Seinfeld, have a friendly half-time Kramer buck:

And of course I haven't completely forgotten about the Simpsons:

• Sweet, merciful crap
• Me fail English? That's unpossible!
• From The Simpson Files:
  Mulder: Look at this, Scully. There's been another unsubstantiated UFO sighting in the heartland of America. We've gotta get there right away.
  Scully: Well, gee, Mulder, there's also this report of a shipment of drugs and illegal weapons coming in from New Jersey tonight.
  Mulder: I hardly think the FBI's concerned with matters like that.
• The Flaming Moe song
• Willy: Boy! You read my thoughts! You've got the shinnin'!
  Bart: You mean "shining."
  Willy: Sh! You wanna get sued?!
• I am the thing... from Uranus!

Here are some miscellaneous sounds:

• This is my second favorite song. It's by Counting Crows, and it was originally recorded on an answering machine. As far as I know, it's only available on MTV's Rareties album. The file is around half a MB: Einstein on the Beach (for an Eggman). And check out the lyrics, too.
• One of the little green aliens from Toy Story.
• "If you build it... he will come"
• Part of The Falling of the Rain (one of the best Billy Joel songs ever).
• The Bud penguin ("dooo bee do be dooo")
• The Pillsbury Doughboy
• Marvin the Martian: Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom."
• Bob Dole: Bob Dole doesn't need this.
• Part of I'm Too Sexy
• Part of Holiday Road (theme to National Lampoon's Vacation)

Here are some links:

• Maia just graduated from NYU :), and this is her rocking page. She's a Flash genius.
• Here's Rhiannon's Realm
• Annie Bauer's homepage.
• Here's Katy Wood's webpage.
• Hey, check out me and my friends... This was our yearbook ad, and it's FANtastick. I'm the second one in from the left.

And now for some "not my friends" links:

• The Archive of Misheard Lyrics
• Here's a page for us closet nerds: Math Humor
• This is a great Simpsons page. Ever wanted to see all of Bart's blackboard quotes in one place? Go here: Elesh's Simpsons Page
• Need a good quote for that paper? You can search for one from here: Quotes

I guess this is the end. Don't you wish there were more? If you have any comments, just click below (unless they involve the lack of frames, Java, or anything cool).

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